Any good jokes ... ?

[pjd57]

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I think that's an Irish road sign and number plate

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[Salty seadog]

I'm a locksmith and I'm a locksmith.

 

[Electric_Andy]

I'm a locksmith and I'm a locksmith.

?? No, can't work out out

 

[CharlesF]

I love playing that game where you knock on someone's door and then run away...

It's called Yodel.

 

[Chromatic]

?? No, can't work out out

Nor me.

 

[Arjimlad]

Police would like to speak to this woman seen leaving Asda today on suspicion of stockpiling.

 

[betty swollocks]

In these trying times, here's bit of advice.....

Advi.

 

[PK99]

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[Salty seadog]

?? No, can't work out out

Nor me.

https://www.google.com/search?q=i'm+a+locksmith+and+i'm+a+locksmith&oq=I'm+a+locksmith+&aqs=chrome.1.69i57j0l3.8940j0j7&client=ms-android-sonymobile-rev1&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#https://www.google.com/search?q=i'm...ymobile-rev1&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#

 

[tony111]

 

[mistyoptic]

A chap just drove past on a tractor shouting "the end is nigh". I think it was Farmer Geddon

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[Sharky]

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