Any good jokes ... ?
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Joey Shabadoo
My pronouns are "He", "Him" and "buggerlugs"
Maverick Goose
A jumped up pantry boy, who never knew his place
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A Chinese guy just sent me a Bat joke and now it's gone viral.
I posted this in the Coronavirus thread, but if you're steering clear here it is.
I interrupt the COVID-19 pandemic to bring you my latest episode.......
Last night I went to the supermarket to buy a bag of food for my dog.
Already in line, a woman behind me asked me if I had a dog.
I stared at her (those who know me will imagine my gaze) ...but then why would I be buying dog food...right?
So on impulse I told her no, that I didn’t have a dog, that I was starting the dog food diet again, and that I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital the last time, but i did weigh 4 kilos less! And you all know me, I love a good diet, story of my life!
I told her that it was the perfect diet and that all you had to do is carry a few biscuits in your pocket and eat one or two every time you feel hungry (I have to mention that practically everyone in line was interested in my story).
Frightened, the woman asks me if I ended up in the hospital because the dog food had poisoned me. I answered...of course not!
I was admitted because I bent down to sniff the bum of a German Shepherd and I was hit by a truck.
I thought the man behind her was going to have a heart attack...he was laughing so hard.
I interrupt the COVID-19 pandemic to bring you my latest episode.......
Last night I went to the supermarket to buy a bag of food for my dog.
Already in line, a woman behind me asked me if I had a dog.
I stared at her (those who know me will imagine my gaze) ...but then why would I be buying dog food...right?
So on impulse I told her no, that I didn’t have a dog, that I was starting the dog food diet again, and that I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital the last time, but i did weigh 4 kilos less! And you all know me, I love a good diet, story of my life!
I told her that it was the perfect diet and that all you had to do is carry a few biscuits in your pocket and eat one or two every time you feel hungry (I have to mention that practically everyone in line was interested in my story).
Frightened, the woman asks me if I ended up in the hospital because the dog food had poisoned me. I answered...of course not!
I was admitted because I bent down to sniff the bum of a German Shepherd and I was hit by a truck.
I thought the man behind her was going to have a heart attack...he was laughing so hard.
Joey Shabadoo
My pronouns are "He", "Him" and "buggerlugs"
Yellow Fang
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- Reading
What do you call a man in a cape, sitting on a train, with his legs apart?
raleighnut
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- One of the 'Elite'
A cyclist.
matticus
Guru
Yellow Fang
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It's good, but it's not right.
Electric_Andy
Heavy Metal Fan
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- Plymouth
Keith
LCpl Boiled Egg
Three word soundbite
Yellow Fang
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Supermanspreading.
betty swollocks
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Last night I saw an Irish dancing show today called 'Streamdance'.
It's not quite as good as 'Riverdance', but then it is only a tributary act.
It's not quite as good as 'Riverdance', but then it is only a tributary act.
