Any good jokes ... ?

[Beebo]

Mary had a little lamb,
She also had a duck,
She put them on the mantlepiece,
To see if they would......






fall off

 

[Archie_tect]

The boy stood on the burning deck,
His pockets full of crackers,
A spark flew up his trouser leg...
and that's how Bob became you aunty.

 

[raleighnut]

View: https://youtu.be/TwzcXuIw1ws

 

[RichardB]

There was a young man from Peru
Whose limericks stopped at line two

There was a young man from Japan
Whose limericks never would scan.
When asked why it was
He said, "It's because
I always try to fit as many words into the last line as I possibly can."

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[tyred]

 

[glasgowcyclist]

There once was a chap from Khartoum
who took a young man to his room.
They argued all night,
about who had the right,
to do what, and with which, and to whom.

 

[Dave7]

Nelly the elephant has been diagnosed with Covid 19.
When asked where she contracted it she said........ .
..................
...................
Trump Trump Trump

 

[RichardB]

There once was a chap from Khartoum
who took a young man to his room.
They argued all night,
about who had the right,
to do what, and with which, and to whom.

Sorry, but no.

"Took a lesbian back to his room."

Makes better sense (and is utterly un-PC, of course.)

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

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A fair few of my younger (& I use the following word regretfully) collegues barely manage the 20%, & aim for the 5%

 

[glasgowcyclist]

Sorry, but no.

"Took a lesbian back to his room."

Makes better sense (and is utterly un-PC, of course.)

That was a different room.

 

[tyred]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Chris S]

A fair few of my younger (& I use the following word regretfully) collegues barely manage the 20%, & aim for the 5%

I couldn't even be bothered with the 5% and gave in my notice.

 

[PeteXXX]