Any good jokes ... ?

[Dayvo]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[PaulB]

Last night I saw a man walking down the road carrying a sign which read '& Emergency'. I asked him where he got it from and he told me he found it by accident.

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Cavalol]

Just been stung by nettles.

£125 for a signed Bergerac DVD.

 

[wheresthetorch]

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Hmm . . . magpies have black beaks . . . Or at least UK ones do . . .

 

[Chromatic]

It's fake nares @wheresthetorch.

 

[wheresthetorch]

It's fake nares @wheresthetorch.

Turns out it is an Australian magpie:

https://amp.theguardian.com/environ...ing-dive-bombing-menace-and-how-to-avoid-them

 

[Mike Ayling]

Hmm . . . magpies have black beaks . . . Or at least UK ones do . . .

That's a fair dinkum Aussie Magpie!

The juveniles have black beaks which become white in the adult birds.

 

[Cavalol]

Whenever I read about a whale washing up on the beach, I wonder: how big are his gloves?

 

[Lullabelle]