Any good jokes ... ?

[further]

So many jokes I don't get

 

[Dave7]

So many jokes I don't get

Me too eg the Satan one.

 

[LCpl Boiled Egg]

Rocketman, it's a song Elton John did.

 

[Chris S]

Me too eg the Satan one.

The woman has a tattoo of Satan on her lower back. Her thong looks like a mask and covers his nose and mouth.

 

[Dave7]

The woman has a tattoo of Satan on her lower back. Her thong looks like a mask and covers his nose and mouth.

Is that what it was.....I will have another look at it.

 

[Dave7]

My wife made us some crab paste butties for lunch.
I said...... this crab paste tastes awful, where did you buy it.
She said it was on offer at the chemist

 

[Dayvo]

Can't stop chuckling when I see/think of this picture.

😂🤣

 

[Arjimlad]

 

[Smokin Joe]

 

[JtB]

How stupid is Elton John that he doesn't know the word "astronaut".

That’s because he doesn’t seem to know anything harder than the word “sorry”.

 

[betty swollocks]

The macaw that lives on my office work surface has irritated several different Frenchmen with its glockenspiel.
I don't know what they're going to do about it, but desk parrot chimes gall four disparate messieurs.

 

[Arjimlad]

Bring your Magpies, Jays, Jackdaws, Rooks, Crows, Ravens

 

[Dave7]

Bring your Magpies, Jays, Jackdaws, Rooks, Crows, Ravens View attachment 541357

Took me a minute to spot the error but I got there.

 

[rikki]

Bring your Magpies, Jays, Jackdaws, Rooks, Crows, Ravens View attachment 541357

Corvids are pretty clever, so I would expect them to get high marks in any test.

 

[morrisman]

** BREAKING NEWS **
A photographer was killed in a freak accident today.
Whilst trying to take a group photo, a giant lump of cheddar fell on him.
Bystanders said people did try to warn him.