Any good jokes ... ?

[colly]

Social distancing made easy .........for dummies.

 

[Salty seadog]

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Social distancing made easy .........for dummies.

Can you stick that in the appropriate thread, it's no joke.

 

[Dave7]

Only one was 4-1 though, two of them were 1-4.

Yes, I thought that. The first three shoul all be 4-1

 

[Chromatic]

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Social distancing made easy .........for dummies.

This is just begging for a live action video showing this.

 

[morrisman]

We’ve got terrible condensation problems in our kitchen.
If anyone can help, please pop round anytime. The kettle is always on ....

 

[Cavalol]

... --- .-. .-. -.--

I regret typing that. Remorse code.

 

[Cavalol]

For sale: Incomplete pack of playing cards, £2.50. No Jokers.

 

[NickWi]

... --- .-. .-. -.--

I regret typing that. Remorse code.

Ironically, Remose Code was an album by English band Deparate Bicycles in 1979. All rather appropriate for this forum really. Well done.

 

[Chromatic]

For sale: Incomplete pack of playing cards, £2.50. No Jokers.

I think you are beginning to scrape the bottom of the barrel now @Cavalol, the last few haven't been up to standard.

 

[Seevio]

 

[rikki]

 

[Cavalol]

"Don't open that wardrobe!" shouted my wife as I was just about to, "Your Christmas present is in there!"

"Too late," I said, pulling open the door.

"You get me the worst presents!" I said, looking in. "Why would I want a half naked milkman?"

 

[Rezillo]

Ironically, Remose Code was an album by English band Deparate Bicycles in 1979. All rather appropriate for this forum really. Well done.

and a great, great song by Richard Hawley.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xF3lD_0OTKQ

 

[Speicher]

To get to the other hide?

How d'ya ride an elephant?

 

[PaulB]

Went for my first post-lockdown pint in a pub last night. As soon as I walked in, the barmaid asked for my number! Still got it