Any good jokes ... ?

[Beebo]

What do you get if you cover a woman called Claire in chocolate?

Chocolatey Claire...

A divorce.
my wife’s best friend is called Claire.

 

[Chromatic]

What do you get if you cover a woman called Claire in chocolate?

Chocolatey Claire...

Many years ago I worked with a girl called Claire, we called her chocolatey.

 

[Dave7]

Just had a row with the neighbours. They are constantly playing Cliff Richard songs. I shouted for them to stop it.
Now
We dont talk any more.

 

[Scotty55]

Just had a row with the neighbours. They are constantly playing Cliff Richard songs. I shouted for them to stop it.
Now
We dont talk any more.

But are you laughing instead?

 

[Mugshot]

Just had a row with the neighbours. They are constantly playing Cliff Richard songs. I shouted for them to stop it.
Now
We dont talk any more.

That's so funny.

 

[Beebo]

Just had a row with the neighbours. They are constantly playing Cliff Richard songs. I shouted for them to stop it.
Now
We dont talk any more.

Sounds like they were wired for sound.

 

[NorthernDave]

Just had a row with the neighbours. They are constantly playing Cliff Richard songs. I shouted for them to stop it.
Now
We dont talk any more.

So, @Dave7 doesn't live here anymore
You could always ask at the corner store

 

[Cavalol]

The Isle of Man cup final will be played over 3 legs this year.

 

[screenman]

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That so right we have one in Lincoln that often has customers in nightware, they did try and ban it without success.

 

[Sharky]

That so right we have one in Lincoln that often has customers in nightware, they did try and ban it without success.

When I worked in London and was late waking up, I would catch the train in my pygamas and change at Bromley South.

 

[Speicher]

When I worked in London and was late waking up, I would catch the train in my pygamas and change at Bromley South.

Did you take a picture of an elephant in your pyjamas?

 

[Seevio]

When I worked in London and was late waking up, I would catch the train in my pygamas and change at Bromley South.

There's a train in your pyjamas? Or are you just "happy"?

 

[betty swollocks]

Just had a row with the neighbours. They are constantly playing Cliff Richard songs. I shouted for them to stop it.
Now
We dont talk any more.

Congratulations.

 

[Salty seadog]

I’m getting really fed up with people complaining about the “price of everything”. Moaning about “£2.50 for a cup of tea, £1 for a biscuit, £3 for parking”, etc.

If you’re not happy, then stop coming to my house, simple as that!

 

[Cavalol]

Millwall 4 - 1 Huddersfield
Nottm Forest 1 - 4 Stoke
Reading 1 - 4 Swansea
Sheff Wed 1 - 2 Middlesboro
The 3 Musketeers are heartbroken, they had Sheffield Wednesday and Middlesboro down as a 4 - 4 draw.