Any good jokes ... ?

[Scotty55]

So, @Dave7 doesn't live here anymore
You could always ask at the corner store

That was a Little & Large joke, I seem to recall.

 

[Venod]

 

[ClichéGuevara]

Millwall 4 - 1 Huddersfield
Nottm Forest 1 - 4 Stoke
Reading 1 - 4 Swansea
Sheff Wed 1 - 2 Middlesboro
The 3 Musketeers are heartbroken, they had Sheffield Wednesday and Middlesboro down as a 4 - 4 draw.

It took me several reads.

 

[Dayvo]

When I worked in London and was late waking up, I would catch the train in my pygamas and change at Bromley South.

Did you take a picture of an elephant in your pyjamas?

No, the pygmies were on the elephant. Tsk tsk.

 

[Speicher]

No, the pygmies were on the elephant. Tsk tsk.

Why was the elephant wearing @Sharky's pyjamas?

 

[Dayvo]

Why was the elephant wearing @Sharky's pyjamas?

To get to the other hide?

 

[Chris S]

 

[Dave7]

It took me several reads.

Please explain......I cant see it.

 

[Chromatic]

Please explain......I cant see it.

Nor me.

 

[Tenkaykev]

Nor me.

" all for one, and one for all" = all 4-1 and one four all

 

[Chromatic]

" all for one, and one for all" = all 4-1 and one four all

Only one was 4-1 though, two of them were 1-4.

 

[PaulB]

Why do so many people get the most simple sayings completely wrong?

Answers on a coastguard.

 

[Salty seadog]

Just some value for money.


View: https://www.facebook.com/115082048553251/posts/3375528789175211/

 

[swee'pea99]

It took me several reads.

Even then I didn't get it. Had to have it explained to me:

" all for one, and one for all" = all 4-1 and one four all

The penny drops. . Very good. Worth the wait.

 

[Chromatic]

Even then I didn't get it. Had to have it explained to me:


The penny drops. . Very good. Worth the wait.

Let's not get carried away!