Any good jokes ... ?

[PeteXXX]

 

[PeteXXX]

Is Tolkien Hobbit forming?

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[Dave7]

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Excellent. Another one I will shamelessly borrow

 

[Dave7]

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Seen that before but its excellent. TBH I think would do similar.

 

[rikki]

 

[Kempstonian]

Shamelessly stolen of course:


It's bad enough when they crap on your car but to leave a self portrait is just taking the pi55
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Sure that's not Banksy's latest?

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[ClichéGuevara]

I spotted an albino Dalmatian yesterday.

Well, it was the least i could do for him.

 

[Smokin Joe]

Johny runs to his mother crying...
"What happened to you?!" His mother asked worriedly.
"Dad slammed his thumb with a hammer." He replied.
"So why are you crying?" She asked.
"Well, originally I was laughing ..."

 

[Cavalol]

St Arbucks is the patron saint of coffee sellers, who avoid paying UK tax.

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[PaulB]

My grandad used to recall fighting them on the beaches. Lovely man, terrible deckchair attendant.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar but they all have to leave because the Englishman doesn't like it.

 

[mistyoptic]