Any good jokes ... ?
- Thread starter cisamcgu
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- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
betty swollocks
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Do you realise that if Avril Lavigne had married JRR Tolkien, Roald Dahl and Christopher Walken, she could have been a Walken-Tolkien-Lavigne- Dahl?
Arjimlad
Tights of Cydonia
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- South Glos
If my first GF had married me we would probably have been Mr & Mrs Taylor-Swift !!
betty swollocks
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betty swollocks
large member
At the turn of the 20th century rumour has it that an area of Dartmoor England was invaded by Spaniards from an area in northeastern Spain. The Spaniards didn’t speak very good English and kept pronouncing English words with extra R’s and L’s.
The rumour goes further to say that an unknown woman in the area became very afraid of these Spaniards and their ‘Flernglish’ and used to go around closing people’s windows and bolting their doors to keep them out. She will be forever known as... ‘She who locks homes at the sound of the Basque dervils’.
The rumour goes further to say that an unknown woman in the area became very afraid of these Spaniards and their ‘Flernglish’ and used to go around closing people’s windows and bolting their doors to keep them out. She will be forever known as... ‘She who locks homes at the sound of the Basque dervils’.
I don't get it - there is 8 of them.
Joey Shabadoo
My pronouns are "He", "Him" and "buggerlugs"
Making it an even number of sisters
Darius_Jedburgh
Veteran
I only see seven
Darius_Jedburgh
Veteran
But I'm better with Photoshop than youI am better at counting than you.
Darius_Jedburgh
Veteran
Touché
