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PeteXXX

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I have kleptomania..
When it gets too bad I take something for it.
 

swee'pea99

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Reminds me of one of my favourite childhood jokes.

Why does Edward Woodward have four D's in his name?

Because if he didn't he'd be called E war Woo war
Which in turn brings to mind...

What d'you call a man with a tree on his head?

Edward

What d'you call a man with three trees on his head?

Edward Woodward

What d'you call a man with four trees on his head?

I don't know either, but Edward Woodward would.
 

PeteXXX

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oh dear... what do you call a man with a spade in his head? DOUG a man with 3 rabbits up his nose? WARREN a seagull on his head ?CLIFF
Without the spade? Douglas
 

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