Any good jokes ... ?

[PeteXXX]

Australian headline: ǝuᴉlpɐǝH

 

[roley poley]

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knowing what I do now that picture is really scary

 

[Dayvo]

 

[GM]

 

[Chris S]

 

[betty swollocks]

Reports are coming in of mass vandalisations of public toilets in Yorkshire.
Sounds like all Hull's going to break loos.

 

[AndyRM]

50% of Roger Federer's name is "er"

(Wasn't sure if this belonged in the facts thread to be honest, but it made me laugh, so here we are.)

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[PaulB]

David Hasslehof wishes to be known simply as David Hoff from now on. He can't be bothered with the hassle.

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[betty swollocks]

I was smooching with my girlfriend on the sofa last night, when she suggested we take it upstairs.
"Ok, you take one end and I take the other.".....

 

[Cavalol]

My friend with a lisp has passed away.

He will be miffed.

 

[Andy_R]

 

[Cavalol]

Dropped my copy of Which? magazine in the bath and it floated.

Does this mean I have to burn it?

 

[betty swollocks]

Just seen a cockney strutting through a sheep dip
He was doing the Lamb bath walk ....