Any good jokes ... ?

[Dave7]

Benny's semi?

haha
I am surprised it was only a semi stood next to her.

 

[Pat "5mph"]

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Please chill, my internet is very slow this morning, can't keep up

 

[Tenacious Sloth]

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Hmmpff. I’m always getting the blame for things I haven’t done.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

So political jokes are out now then?

 

[Deleted member 26715]

So political jokes are out now then?

No only any joke that somebody doesn't find funny & decides to take offence to either on their own or on behalf of somebody else.

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[PeteXXX]

Politicians and nappies have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly… and for the same reason.

 

[Oldfentiger]

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Please chill, my internet is very slow this morning, can't keep up

It was my post. @Tenacious Sloth wrongly accused.

 

[Deleted member 26715]

It was my post. @Tenacious Sloth wrongly accused.

No I am Spartacus it was my post

 

[Smokin Joe]

Feck me, I miss all the fun

 

[GM]

Back on track......

 

[tony111]

 

[postman]

The Doctor told me i should visit a gym two hours a week. So i went today,nice place great staff.Next time i might even try some of the equipment.

 

[Cavalol]

"Whose knickers are these?" screamed my wife as she held them up in front of her face.

"Stop it" I said, "You're giving me a wedgie."

 

[tyred]

I told my wife that she should embrace her past mistakes.

She hugged me.

 

[PaulB]

And in other news, a man was run over by a steamroller and has been admitted to hospital. He's on wards 7, 8 and 9.