Any good jokes ... ?

[monkers]

When one door closes, another one opens.
Other than that it's a pretty good car.

... and it's only had one owner, a Dutchman name of Hertz Van Rental. 😄

 

[raleighnut]

When one door closes, another one opens.
Other than that it's a pretty good car.

One careful* owner,

* the other 4 couldn't give a toss.

 

[Mike Ayling]

If WW2 was today.
Could the OP or anybody who kept a copy send it to me via the Conversation module.
I really liked it.

Thanks
Mike

 

[Chromatic]

If WW2 was today.
Could the OP or anybody who kept a copy send it to me via the Conversation module.
I really liked it.

Thanks
Mike

If you google 'if WW2 was today' in images it's there.

Edit to say have sent it to you.

 

[Mike Ayling]

If you google 'if WW2 was today' in images it's there.

Edit to say have sent it to you.

Thank you again.

Mike

 

[Dave7]

If WW2 was today.
Could the OP or anybody who kept a copy send it to me via the Conversation module.
I really liked it.

Thanks
Mike

It was good wasn't it. I blatantly Stole borrowed it and sent it to family and friends.

 

[srw]

It was good wasn't it.

At last! A joke on the jokes thread!

 

[srw]

(With apologies for being a few days late)

 

[Dave7]

At last! A joke on the jokes thread!

Indeed. It got a bit nasty for a jokes thread didn't it ?

 

[LCpl Boiled Egg]

Indeed. It got a bit nasty for a jokes thread didn't it ?

Careful now... I posted my feelings on it and the post has been removed.

 

[PaulB]

Someone's just 1.27 centimetred my joke about a Cockney using a metric ruler.

 

[Dave7]

Someone's just 1.27 centimetred my joke about a Cockney using a metric ruler.

Took me a minute but I got there

 

[Archie_tect]

Why can't kleptomaniacs understand irony?

They take absolutely everything literally..

 

[tyred]

A great advertisement...

 

[Joey Shabadoo]