Any good jokes ... ?

[tyred]

I was just looking at my ceiling.

I'm not sure if it's the best ceiling in the world but it's definitely up there.

 

[Sharky]

I bought a dog from a Blacksmith yesterday.

As soon as I got it home, it made a bolt for the door....

 

[Smokin Joe]

I saw a sign today which made me crap my pants.

It said "TOILETS CLOSED"

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[roadrash]

@PeteXXX …..^^^^^what am I missing^^^^^

 

[Smokin Joe]

@PeteXXX …..^^^^^what am I missing^^^^^

If you click on the foil it disappears.

 

[PeteXXX]

@PeteXXX …..^^^^^what am I missing^^^^^

Fashion sense?

 

[sheddy]

Recently somebody on the radio mentioned their favourite childhood hymn -
'Horses bright and beautiful'

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Also, the follow-on line in the song Somewhere Over the Rainbow is: 🎶 wi' a pie 🎶

I won't be told otherwise.

Or another ditty:
"Salmon chanted evening you will meet a stranger......."

 

[Chromatic]

@PeteXXX …..^^^^^what am I missing^^^^^

+1

 

[AndyRM]

+1

+2

 

[Dave7]

+2

+3

 

[Poacher]

@PeteXXX …..^^^^^what am I missing^^^^^

Benny's semi?