Any good jokes ... ?

[Cavalol]

 

[Blue]

Not a joke as such but the last half of it made me laugh.
Indoor exercise

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[Cavalol]

I'm going to give up doing early bird impressions - I'm rubbish at that lark.

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

 

[PaulB]

Did you know that the rock star Steppenwolf is not his real name? He was born Toby Wild.

 

[Eziemnaik]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Minotier]

 

[Cavalol]

You just can't win with women, can you? One minute she wants me to get a penis extension, the next the house looks ridiculous.

 

[postman]

 

[CharlesF]

It’s important to have two alcohol-free days a week.









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[Seevio]

 

[postman]

This could be the last time i post for a while.Mrs P has just run downstairs all excited. Pack your bags. I won the lottery."

I replied , "Oh my god! Where are we going!"

She said "Who said anything about we? pack your bags. I won the lottery."

 

[tyred]

A teenage boy went to a strip club and his Mum was furious when she found out. She asked him if he'd seen anything that surprised him while he was there. He replied that he was surprised to see his Dad.