Any good jokes ... ?
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Chris S
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betty swollocks
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A mummy balloon, daddy balloon and baby balloon are watching TV...
Eventually, the parents announce they are ready for bed, but the baby balloon is ok to stay up a little while longer. They head off to bed, and an hour later, baby balloon finishes his show, and goes to the bedroom.
As they are balloons and have no real sources of income, they live in a 1 bedroom apartment, and have to share a bed. The baby balloon tries to get into bed, but mummy balloon and daddy balloon are just so big that he can't squeeze in. So, he goes to daddy balloon, unties his knot and lets out a little air, and tries getting into bed again: Still not enough room. He then goes to mummy balloon and unties her knot and lets a little air out: A little better, but still not enough. So, he unties his own knot, lets out some air, and is able to fit comfortably into bed.
The next morning, baby balloon wakes up to find his parents are not there. He goes into the kitchen to find mummy and daddy balloon sitting at the table looking pretty angry.
Daddy balloon says, "Son, we are pretty upset about what you did last night. You let me down, you let your mother down, but worst of all, you let yourself down."
Eventually, the parents announce they are ready for bed, but the baby balloon is ok to stay up a little while longer. They head off to bed, and an hour later, baby balloon finishes his show, and goes to the bedroom.
As they are balloons and have no real sources of income, they live in a 1 bedroom apartment, and have to share a bed. The baby balloon tries to get into bed, but mummy balloon and daddy balloon are just so big that he can't squeeze in. So, he goes to daddy balloon, unties his knot and lets out a little air, and tries getting into bed again: Still not enough room. He then goes to mummy balloon and unties her knot and lets a little air out: A little better, but still not enough. So, he unties his own knot, lets out some air, and is able to fit comfortably into bed.
The next morning, baby balloon wakes up to find his parents are not there. He goes into the kitchen to find mummy and daddy balloon sitting at the table looking pretty angry.
Daddy balloon says, "Son, we are pretty upset about what you did last night. You let me down, you let your mother down, but worst of all, you let yourself down."
Smokin Joe
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- Bare headed cyclist, Smoker
Donald Trump reckons he's found the source of the Covid virus. The FBI have arrested Batman.
GM
Legendary Member
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- North of the river
More Trump's...
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mistyoptic
Vintage
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- A parallel reality
Dayvo
just passin' through
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- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
Salty seadog
Space Cadet...(3rd Class...)
Took a mo.
Seevio
Guru
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- South Glos
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
Looks like good exorcise, that.
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
Unless that is actually YOUR garden, I'm having that!
