Any good jokes ... ?

[Dayvo]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[Nibor]

 

[Venod]

Just been in the butchers and he asked me if I’d like to buy a raffle ticket for all the meat on the top shelf, I looked and thought the stakes were too high!

 

[Electric_Andy]

I went to the Dr with a small cut on my thumb. He said "I'm going to have to knock you out for this". I said "oh gosh, do you have to operate?" He said "no, I just feel like punching someone and you're really annoying".

Then I went to the supermarket and put a ready meal for one on the conveyor belt. The checkout operator said "I'm guessing you're single?" I said yes how did you guess. She said "because you're really ugly"

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[PaulB]

Well you learn something new every day.

 

[morrisman]

 

[clid61]

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Unbread !

 

[guitarpete247]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Cavalol]

Wish I could invent a Paint substitute. I would call it Pain't.

 

[tyred]

 

[tyred]