Any good jokes ... ?
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Glow worm
Legendary Member
- Location
- Near Newmarket
Don’t whatever you do buy the new U2 sat nav. it’s hopeless - all the streets have no name and I still haven’t found what I’m looking for.
newfhouse
Resolutely on topic
Garmin Edge?
He swapped his walking frame for two Ukrainian blondes. Sweet move.
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
Threevok
Growing old disgracefully
- Location
- South Wales
Found him
mistyoptic
Vintage
- Location
- A parallel reality
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betty swollocks
large member
News Just in: a pastor in the USA has just died after drinking a bottle of disinfectant.
Trump is to be charged with a bleach of the priest.
Trump is to be charged with a bleach of the priest.
Electric_Andy
Heavy Metal Fan
- Location
- Plymouth
"Did you see that documentary on botched circumcisions the other night?"
"Not all of it, I just caught the end"
betty swollocks
large member
There was an old man who lived by a forest. As he grew older and older, he started losing his hair, until one day, on his deathbed, he was completely bald. That day, he called his children to a meeting...
He said, "Look at my hair. It used to be so magnificent, but it's completely gone now. My hair can't be saved. But look outside at the forest. It's such a lovely forest with so many trees, but sooner or later they'll all be cut down and this forest will look as bald as my hair."
"What I want you to do..." the man continued. "Is, every time a tree is cut down or dies, plant a new one in my memory. Tell your descendants to do the same. It shall be our family's duty to keep this forest strong."
So they did.
Each time the forest lost a tree, the children replanted one, and so did their children, and their children after them.
And for centuries, the forest remained as lush and pretty as it once was, all because of one man and his re-seeding heirline.
He said, "Look at my hair. It used to be so magnificent, but it's completely gone now. My hair can't be saved. But look outside at the forest. It's such a lovely forest with so many trees, but sooner or later they'll all be cut down and this forest will look as bald as my hair."
"What I want you to do..." the man continued. "Is, every time a tree is cut down or dies, plant a new one in my memory. Tell your descendants to do the same. It shall be our family's duty to keep this forest strong."
So they did.
Each time the forest lost a tree, the children replanted one, and so did their children, and their children after them.
And for centuries, the forest remained as lush and pretty as it once was, all because of one man and his re-seeding heirline.
