Any good jokes ... ?

[PaulB]

What do you call a zebra with only three stripes?



Sergeant.

 

[Cavalol]

Met Darth Vader's corrupt brother yesterday. Taxi.

 

[Cavalol]

My hobby is collecting waistcoats. I only have the one pursuit.

 

[Profpointy]

What do you call a zebra with only three stripes?



Sergeant.

Not a joke, but a friend of mine (genuinely) owned a llama.
He was all-black apart from a white collar round his neck, so she named him 'the vicar"

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Just heard that there will be a round of applause for courier and delivery drivers. It could be anytime between 9am and 5pm tomorrow....

 

[PeteXXX]

Just for fun I’ve changed the labels on our spice rack, my wife hasn’t noticed yet but the Thyme is Cumin...

 

[Sharky]

Just for fun I’ve changed the labels on our spice rack, my wife hasn’t noticed yet but the Thyme is Cumin...

She's probably got herb immunity.

 

[Venod]

I noticed Timpsons is shut, I thought they were key workers.

 

[PaulB]

Just for fun I’ve changed the labels on our spice rack, my wife hasn’t noticed yet but the Thyme is Cumin...

Following on from the NHS clapping, there is a tribute for bad comedians as well. This joke will be repeated in this thread at least once every few days.

 

[Cavalol]

My dad always told me "Don't be quick to find faults".

He was a good man, but a terrible geologist.

 

[tyred]

 

[Cavalol]

So why are ant eaters harmless?



Because aardvark never hurt anyone.

 

[Cavalol]

My great-great-great-great granddad made his fortune by selling smokeless coal to American Indian tribes that weren't speaking to each other.

 

[Salty seadog]

So why are ant eaters harmless?



Because aardvark never hurt anyone.

My great-great-great-great granddad made his fortune by selling smokeless coal to American Indian tribes that weren't speaking to each other.

C'mon, you're tired, take a rest or I'll be forced to score your efforts there.