Any good jokes ... ?

[Nibor]

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touche never seen those before

 

[LCpl Boiled Egg]

Greggs don't sell pies?

So? Lionel Richie doesn't have a biscuit for a head!

 

[matticus]

So? Lionel Richie doesn't have a biscuit for a head!

And my dog DOES have a nose!

 

[Archie_tect]

I havn't even got a dog!

 

[matticus]

I havn't even got a dog!

How does it smell?

 

[Cavalol]

I’ve just watched a Fred Dibnar video where he dismantles a church.

I found it rather uninspiring.

 

[Cavalol]

So? Lionel Richie doesn't have a biscuit for a head!

That news is hard to digestive heard

 

[ClichéGuevara]

I havn't even got a dog!

I need to re-home a dog.
It's a small terrier, and tends to bark a lot. If you're interested, let me know and I'll jump over next door's fence and get it for you.

 

[guitarpete247]

^^^
I've got 5 dogs of various breeds I could let you have.

 

[tribanjules]

I havn't even got a dog!

Monsieur.....

 

[ClichéGuevara]

^^^
I've got 5 dogs of various breeds I could let you have.

Nah, I'm just going to put next doors noisy dog in my garden for a bit, see how they like it.

 

[Salty seadog]

Right, I'm taking the tele for a walk.

 

[morrisman]

Corvid Remix
Head and Shoulders
Knees and Toes
Knees and Toes
Head and Shoulders
Knees and Toes
Knees and Toes
Eyes and Ears
And Mouth and Nose
Head and Shoulders
Knees and Toes

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

The stolen German army bike Steve McQueen is riding is actually a Triumph. Perhaps they captured it at Dunkirk?

Apparently McQueen is being chased by himself, as he also doubled as one of his German pursuers,. As a motorcycle enthusiast he was keen to do his own stunts, and any other stunts he could wangle his way into

He rode a Triumph with extra padding on the seat because he had piles and found it painful going cross country. Watch how many times he's riding the bike half-standing.

 

[PaulB]

What noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.