Any good jokes ... ?

[mistyoptic]

A patient using the new Dyson ventilator is already showing signs of picking up....

 

[Seevio]

I've just seen Paul from the chuckle brothers in Tesco but he was getting a bit too close. I said "Oi! Two metre, you!"

 

[morrisman]

I'm still feeding the ducks despite having to stay in

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Why did the chicken go to the seance?







To get to the other side (of course)

 

[doughnut]

 

[Cavalol]

 

[Cavalol]

I think it's about time that we just called it Zealand.

 

[PaulB]

Some tough fixtures coming up for
Enya Rugby Club ...

Sale (A)
Sale (A)
Sale (A)

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[Dayvo]

🤮

 

[Dave7]

I am short of reading material now.
Last night I read a book that I have not read for years.
I read it cover to cover again this morning and am about to start it again.
I quite like my old Beano annual but have really had enough of it.

 

[Dave7]

Some tough fixtures coming up for
Enya Rugby Club ...

Sale (A)
Sale (A)
Sale (A)

I was just about to say I dont get it when the penny dropped

 

[Arjimlad]

🤮

Depiliation!

 

[Chris S]

I didn't realise my girlfriend could do such a brilliant Darth Vader impression.

Although, I don't recall Darth Vader ever saying "Please... give me back... my inhaler."

I thought I was a brilliant lover. Then I found out my girlfriend was an asthmatic.

 

[Chromatic]

Some tough fixtures coming up for
Enya Rugby Club ...

Sale (A)
Sale (A)
Sale (A)

On a Gloucester rugby forum I read, and I suspect every other team's fan forum the Sale (A) fixture is often referred to as the Enya game.