Any good jokes ... ?

[Profpointy]

The stolen German army bike Steve McQueen is riding is actually a Triumph. Perhaps they captured it at Dunkirk?

Apparently McQueen is being chased by himself, as he also doubled as one of his German pursuers,. As a motorcycle enthusiast he was keen to do his own stunts, and any other stunts he could wangle his way into

 

[PaulB]

Apparently McQueen is being chased by himself, as he also doubled as one of his German pursuers,. As a motorcycle enthusiast he was keen to do his own stunts, and any other stunts he could wangle his way into

I don't get it. Where's the punch line?

 

[Cavalol]

Warning labels are stupid. I bought some deodorant earlier and it says on the can ‘Avoid Contact with Eyes’. Too late! I’ve already seen it.

 

[Profpointy]

Warning labels are stupid. I bought some deodorant earlier and it says on the can ‘Avoid Contact with Eyes’. Too late! I’ve already seen it.

What about the deodorant where the label said, remove lid and push up bottom

 

[Cavalol]

My farts make the room smell nicer.

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[morrisman]

 

[glasgowcyclist]

If anyone knocks on your door and asks to put their finger up your bum to test for corona virus... it’s a scam!

I feel so stupid now.

 

[Archie_tect]

Knock, knock!
"Who's there?"
"Corona..."
groan... weary sigh... "Corona who?"
"Coronation chicken sandwich?... Glasgowcyclist doesn't want mine now."

 

[Cavalol]

Found this old painting in the loft today.

Can't be sure but I think it's an original Picasso.

 

[Archie_tect]

At that age can the Van Gogh?

 

[Cavalol]

At that age can the Van Gogh?

One ears what you're asking, but one isn't sure.

 

[roley poley]

another absinth Vincent? no thanks I've got one 'ere

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[MichaelW2]

Putin was having a press conference, and one of the women reporters asked him, ‘Do you think that a woman will ever become president of Russia?’ ‘No.’ Putin said. ‘I am not a woman.’”