Any good jokes ... ?

[Cavalol]

How do you get down from a elephant?





You don’t, you get it from a duck.

 

[Dave7]

How do you get down from a elephant?





You don’t, you get it from a duck.

May I vote that the worst joke this year?
But I will still give it a like.

 

[jayonabike]

 

[Chris S]

 

[roadrash]

Stay the feck at home..... just been shown this on facebook, be warned IT DOES CONTAIN A LOT OF SWEARING.
<iframe src="https://www.facebook.com/plugins/vi...ideos/2608726122706363/&show_text=0&width=560" width="560" height="316" style="border:none;overflow:hidden" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" allowTransparency="true" allowFullScreen="true"></iframe>

 

[Landsurfer]

Neighbour got taken to hospital last night ,,,
Ambulance ... blue lights .. the whole thing ...
COVID19
He has been put on one of the new Dyson Ventilators...

He's picking up well ...............

 

[Dave7]

Stay the feck at home..... just been shown this on facebook, be warned IT DOES CONTAIN A LOT OF SWEARING.
<iframe src="https://www.facebook.com/plugins/video.php?href=https://www.facebook.com/jitc.jitz.5/videos/2608726122706363/&show_text=0&width=560" width="560" height="316" style="border:none;overflow:hidden" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" allowTransparency="true" allowFullScreen="true"></iframe>

I have been trying to copy that link from youtube but failed. Brilliant.

 

[Venod]

In ASDA today was the remaining Chuckle Brother, he was standing very close to someone, so I shouted over, two metre you.

 

[PaulB]

Don't forget the clocks go forward tonight. You don't want to be late getting up to sit in your living room all day tomorrow.

 

[Landsurfer]

Don't forget the clocks go forward tonight. You don't want to be late getting up to sit in your living room all day tomorrow.

Off out cycling in the morning ... 25 miler alone along the cuts of South Yorkshire ....

 

[Cavalol]

Brian May is a slightly more optimistic version of Brian Cant.

 

[Cavalol]

Today, I filled my 60 minute sand-timer with a very coarse gravel. It wasn't my finest hour.

 

[Cavalol]

I just phoned the Thesaurus Helpline hoping to find an ideal synonym for betrothed. It was engaged.

 

[morrisman]

 

[tyred]