Any good jokes ... ?

[Dirk]

I hear that the LibDem's annual conference can go ahead.
Apparently it doesn't break the government rules on social gatherings during the current Coronavirus crisis.

 

[Maverick Goose]

Must have taken advice from Cummings.

Cumming again?

 

[Cavalol]

Prince Charles is isolating in Balmoral with Covid-19.
Prince Andrew is isolating in Windsor
with Jenny-14.

 

[matticus]

< here were a few lean days, but recently production on the COVID jokes front has ramped up nicely.
Good work people >

 

[Threevok]

Despite wearing a nurses uniform, my wife was turned away at the supermarket door.

That's £30 at Ann Summers i'll never get back

 

[betty swollocks]

I just saw some red-breasted birds outside enjoying the sun and selling ice cream.

I think they were basking robins.

 

[Cavalol]

 

[Drago]

 

[Mr Celine]

Bit risky this one but... here goes..

Well I got away with it, only three pages ago.

 

[Threevok]

I've just picked up a copy of Scottish Bee Keepers Magazine and, to my disappointment, the bees are stripey not tartan

 

[Cavalol]

Never seen so many people wanting to go for a walk in my life. Can't get the lazy sods out of the house the rest of the year, but as soon as there's a quarantine everyone's doing their Duke of Edinburgh award.

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[simon the viking]

Well I got away with it, only three pages ago.

Oops sorry... didn't see that......

 

[Mike Ayling]

Well I got away with it, only three pages ago.

I am going to say - Warning X rated before forwarding it to my list!

Mike

 

[Chris S]

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The stolen German army bike Steve McQueen is riding is actually a Triumph. Perhaps they captured it at Dunkirk?