Any good jokes ... ?

[PaulB]

Broken pub quiz machine for sale.

£10 - no questions asked.

 

[colly]

So I was in the chemist and I said to the assistant “What gets rid of coronavirus?”

She said "Ammonia cleaner."

I said "Oh sorry, I thought you worked here...”

 

[ClichéGuevara]

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Yes I know it's been done, but ....picture!!!

 

[PaulSB]

 

[PaulB]

Which drug was in the film 'The Italian Job'?

My cocaine.

 

[swee'pea99]

Which drug was in the film 'The Italian Job'?

My cocaine.

Not a lot of people know that.

 

[PaulB]

A man has collapsed while riding on the London Eye.

Paramedics say he's slowly coming round.

 

[morrisman]

As I suspected, it's confirmation bias.

 

[PaulB]

last May!

What a memory!

 

[Lullabelle]

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Had a bit of free time so spent the afternoon having some "me" time, alone with my thoughts.



Remind me never to do that again!

 

[GM]

 

[flake99please]

 

[betty swollocks]

My girlfriend is going to dump me because, apparently, I pry too much into her private affairs.

At least, that’s what it says in her diary.