Any good jokes ... ?

[PaulB]

Reincarnation. That's making a come back.

 

[Kempstonian]

Nostalgia isn't what it was though...

 

[Seevio]

When I was young, I could go to the shops with £1 and come back with 3 bags of crisps, 2 bars of chocolate, an ice lolly and a couple of fizzy drinks.
Nowadays they have cameras everywhere.

 

[Chris S]

 

[ClichéGuevara]

View: https://twitter.com/NevilleSouthall/status/1234466863482130443?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1234466863482130443&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fs9e.github.io%2Fiframe%2Ftwitter.min.html%231234466863482130443

 

[tyred]

I had to buy a second fridge so could isolate my six pack of Corona and stop it from infecting my other beers.

 

[PaulB]

My wife's left me because of my obsession with Queen. Can anybody find me somebody to love?

 

[PaulB]

What have Viagra and Disneyland have in common?

They both make you wait an hour for a two minute ride.

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[betty swollocks]

My wife's left me because of my obsession with Queen. Can anybody find me somebody to love?

You shouldn't have commented on the size of her behind, should you?

 

[roadrash]

He just wants to break free....

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[betty swollocks]