Any good jokes ... ?

[Joey Shabadoo]

 

[Seevio]

Me: I'm terrified of the vertical axis.
Therapist: Why?
Me: [Screams]

 

[Speicher]

Me: I'm terrified of the vertical axis.
Therapist: Why?
Me: [Screams]

Are there any more graphic details that you would like to share with us?

 

[Archie_tect]

It's just your standard deviation.

 

[Speicher]

The Corporate Finance Institure states that "the gauge chart is perfect for graphing a single data point and showing where that result fits on a scale from “bad” to “good”. Gauges are an advanced type of graph, as Excel doesn’t have a standard template for making them. To build one you have to combine a pie and a doughnut".

Oh crumbs! Just add a cup of coffee, and this could be a right mess.

 

[PaulB]

I'm glad the weather's better for it this year. Last year's event was ruined by fog and I couldn't see a thing.

 

[PaulB]

My son is taking part in a social experiment where he has to wear a Boris Johnson T-shirt for two weeks. so far, he's been spat at, punched and had beer poured all over him. It will be interesting to see the reaction when he goes outside.

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

A vicar a priest and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.

the rabbit said I think I may be a type O.

Found on FB, on the 'UK Paramedic Humour' pages

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

 

[betty swollocks]

Sorry to say my pet chameleon is not changing colours any more.
I suspect he has a reptile dysfunction.

 

[Chris S]

 

[morrisman]

Just found out I've been banned from my local Satanic Cult Facebook group!
After all the sacrifices I've made for them..

 

[Chris S]

 

[Arjimlad]