Any good jokes ... ?

[PeteXXX]

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[benb]

And there was me thinking it was masturbating in picture three, making it a sperm whale!

You're right, well spotted!
I wonder if the cartoonist drew it like that on porpoise.
Nar? Well, cetacean needed.
Now you've mentioned it, it has made the cartoon quite blue.

I hope I haven't given you the hump. Back to the jokes! Fin.

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[Cavalol]

Just invented a thought controlled air-freshener.



Makes scents, if you think about it.

 

[Threevok]

What bird flies around at night , calling "What?"

A Phony Owl

 

[Threevok]

What do you get if you train a Prairie Dog as a negotiator ?

I don't know, but it stands to reason

 

[Cavalol]

I've just left feedback for the second hand telescope I bought from eBay.

Rubbish; 0 Stars.

 

[Cavalol]

Just bought a second hand jack in the box and it doesn't work.




No surprise there.

 

[Threevok]

Never buy a boomerang from a seller that does't accept returns

 

[Cavalol]

No exceptions either.

 

[Threevok]

No acceptions either.

?????

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[gaz71]

I took my dog to the park today to play frisbee with him.

He was useless,i need a flatter dog.