Any good jokes ... ?

[Cavalol]

My optometrist likes telling jokes, the cornea the better.

 

[Cavalol]

 

[Cavalol]

My Dr told me I have a bad case of the Herman Hermits, but I woke up this morning feeling fine.

 

[Oldbloke]

My Dr told me I have a bad case of the Herman Hermits, but I woke up this morning feeling fine.

Until you realised there was No Milk Today

 

[morrisman]

The repairs to Big ben are expected to take 3 years despite them working round the clock.

 

[swee'pea99]

They were terribly rude to me in Screwfix. It was totally uncalled for. How was I to know that they aren't and never have been a dating agency


(I know it's been done a few times before but it seemed to fit)

As the actress said to the bishop

 

[Profpointy]

As the actress said to the bishop

Very good, I slipped that in totally by accident

 

[swee'pea99]

Very good, I slipped that in totally by accident

As the bishop...

 

[Chris S]

As the actress said to the bishop

Don't start that again!
https://www.cyclechat.net/threads/t...u-for-a-long-time.226589/page-62#post-5768543

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Why didn't 4 ask 5 for a date?

Because he was 2²

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[Lullabelle]

 

[CharlesF]

A duck was about to cross the road, when a chicken came running & said..

"No don't do it!, you'll never hear the bloody end of it!"

 

[betty swollocks]

Because of cutbacks, Santa has replaced his reindeer with sausage dogs.
Now they will be dachshunds through the snow.

 

[betty swollocks]