Any good jokes ... ?
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rikki
Legendary Member
- Location
- Limestone Coast, South Australia
Help. I don't understand this - at all.
Killer Whale.
betty swollocks
large member
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
And there was me thinking it was masturbating in picture three, making it a sperm whale!
There are some things that once seen cannot be unseen.
Seevio
Guru
- Location
- South Glos
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Threevok
Growing old disgracefully
- Location
- South Wales
Perhaps he wanted decking in B & Q
Threevok
Growing old disgracefully
- Location
- South Wales
I waited 2 hours for an X-ray yesterday
Turns out they were operating on skeleton staff
Turns out they were operating on skeleton staff
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glasgowcyclist
Charming but somewhat feckless
- Location
- Scotland
Yesterday someone asked me what the Latin was for a Judas tree.
I said, “Well that’s a siliquastrum!”
(I'll get my toga...)
I said, “Well that’s a siliquastrum!”
(I'll get my toga...)
Fnaar
Smutmaster General
- Location
- Thumberland
Admin: can we have a 'groan' emoji, please?
Profpointy
Legendary Member
They were terribly rude to me in Screwfix. It was totally uncalled for. How was I to know that they aren't and never have been a dating agency
(I know it's been done a few times before but it seemed to fit)
The prosecution tries the oldest trick in the book and seeing his chance, asks what appears to be a straightforward question but that will seal the whale's fate as he would be saying he's a killer so his defence jumps in to stop his client condemning himself out of his own mouth. The law states that the accused is protected from incriminating him/herself in a court of law.
