Any good jokes ... ?

[Cavalol]

Every borough in London except one is giving free electronic toys to poor kids this Christmas.


Battersea's not included.

 

[DaveReading]

Though technically it should be Wandsworth.

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

 

[bruce1530]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[simon the viking]

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Didn't get it at first.... it took a minuet...

 

[PaulB]

Well the Christmas Tree's up.


In the loft where it will remain until at least the 18th....

 

[Oldbloke]

Didn't get it at first.... it took a minuet...

OK I've made a note of that...

 

[Arjimlad]

OK I've made a note of that...

No need to get all crotchety !

 

[rvw]

No need to get all crotchety !

We're only trying to stave off boredom.


....and.... breve. ....

 

[Threevok]

I've just taken delivery of a large box.

Inside, I can hear the muffled voice of a woman continuously singing "Hello"

Which is strange, because I ordered a Dell

 

[Cavalol]

My breakdown recovery company is called the AAA.

We’re like the AA, but we use smaller vans.

 

[PaulB]

 

[Cavalol]

I went to see the doctor. I went to see the doctor. I told him about my problem - that I keep saying everything twice. I told him about my problem - that I keep saying everything twice.



He's given me a repeat prescription.