Any good jokes ... ?

[Leaway2]

View: https://twitter.com/govindajeggy/status/1200031438009176070?s=19

Eazy probably wouldn't bump into Craig David then.

 

[morrisman]

Did you know you can make a hat out of any ship?
You just flip it over, that way its capsized....

 

[neil_merseyside]

my computer said that my new password should be 8 characters , I decided on …..snow white and the seven dwarfs.....

As an aside
SnowWhite+7 Dwarfs
is a cracking security rating, adding proper spacing is better still, and using dwarves is even better
or would have been without this post and my reply

 

[morrisman]

Here's some advice for all men
If you get a boner in public, point up at the sky and shout "LOOK OVER THERE!" It's all about the missed erection

 

[colly]

 

[Cavalol]

Just changed my computer password to'Villagefair'. Now I only have to press the F8 button.

 

[Cavalol]

I don’t know what my position is in the Lincolnshire vs Cambridgeshire debate.

I think I’m just going to sit on the fens.

 

[Cavalol]

Doesanyoneknowwhatthelongbuttonatthebottomofthekeyboardisfor?

 

[betty swollocks]

Just changed my computer password to'Villagefair'. Now I only have to press the F8 button.

That one is worse than death.

 

[colly]

You know, l never realised just how inflammable ants were until l started examining them using a strong magnifying glass on summer days.

 

[EltonFrog]

I told the Fragrant MrsP that I’m going to the pantomime this year, she said....

 

[Slick]

I told the Fragrant MrsP that I’m going to the pantomime this year, she said....

Get back in that kitchen stupid?

 

[Supersuperleeds]

I told the Fragrant MrsP that I’m going to the pantomime this year, she said....

Take your time, my boyfriend is coming round.

 

[Justinitus]

I told the Fragrant MrsP that I’m going to the pantomime this year, she said....

“Oh no you isn’t!!”

 

[EltonFrog]

“Oh no you isn’t!!”

Finally!!!