Any good jokes ... ?

[LCpl Boiled Egg]

I don't get it

Not just me then

Reply to this one? https://www.cyclechat.net/threads/any-good-jokes.78142/post-5799190

 

[Beebo]

Reply to this one? https://www.cyclechat.net/threads/any-good-jokes.78142/post-5799190

Yes. The threads were merged by the mods. It makes the comment look odd.

 

[Electric_Andy]

Yes. The threads were merged by the mods. It makes the comment look odd.

oh sorry, I get it now

 

[Cavalol]

Himalayan cows can’t sleep because they’re insomniyaks.

 

[Chris S]

I've just been mugged by six dwarves. Not Happy.

 

[PaulB]

I just read a report in a morning newspaper that said crocodiles can grow up to 15 feet but that must be a load of nonsense as I've only ever seen them have 4 feet.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

I've discovered that I have a superpower. I can melt ice cubes just by staring at them.


It takes a while though.

 

[PK99]

I've just been mugged by six dwarves. Not Happy.

Reminds me of the apparentlyy true story of a Tory MP denting John Bercow's car in the HoC car park. Bercow gets out and says "I'm not happy". MP replies "Which one are you then?"

 

[Chris S]

John Bercow has been electrocuted while rewiring a light socket. He didn't know what neutral was.

 

[morrisman]

My stoner friend used my daily planner to roll a joint.
Now he’s high on my list of priorities.

 

[Dirk]

 

[Cavalol]

Me: My knee hurts a lot whenever I go caravanning.

Doctor: Is the pain intense?

Me: No, just in caravans.

 

[PaulB]

I tried giving blood yesterday, never again! Too many bloody questions, who's blood is it, where did you get it, why's it in a bucket.... Why couldn't they have just been grateful?

 

[Cavalol]

"Actually, sir, if you want to drive on this part of the M6, it will cost you £6.70."

Well, that's me tolled.

 

[Dayvo]