Any good jokes ... ?

[Dayvo]

 

[Domus]

What is your main weakness?
My difficulty separating fantasy from reality.

What is your main strength?

I'M BATMAN

 

[colly]

I've just bought a packet of "easy-cook" rice.

Cooking ordinary rice was getting far too difficult for me, what with having to run water into a pan, pour in the rice, turn on the hob......

 

[Chromatic]

Am I the only person who can't read @Domus name without thinking of this?

 

[Domus]

What can I say..................fame at last

 

[Profpointy]

I've just bought a packet of "easy-cook" rice.

Cooking ordinary rice was getting far too difficult for me, what with having to run water into a pan, pour in the rice, turn on the hob......

I was talking to someone the other day who admitted buying pre-cooked mashed potato. WTAF as they say?

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

 

[Cavalol]

Malcolm X built a small dwelling in his garden for his sister Anne to live in.

 

[Cavalol]

Roman Numerals...what are they good IV?

 

[CharlesF]

I used to think drinking was bad for me.






I gave up thinking. (now corrected a spoilt joke)

 

[Salty seadog]

Eh?

 

[Cavalol]

 

[PaulB]

I'm not twirly am I?