Any good jokes ... ?

[PeteXXX]

 

[welsh dragon]

"Turnip carrot lime"? Sorry, don't get the joke.

I thought it looked like a turnip at first as well.

 

[PeteXXX]

"Turnip carrot lime"? Sorry, don't get the joke.

Looks like a Mangelwurzel to me, but that wouldn't work, either 🤔

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Probably been on before, still -

 

[Cavalol]

How long does it take to shoot an apple off someone’s head with a bow and arrow?


Time will tell.

 

[kingrollo]

 

[Profpointy]

Probably been on before, still -

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That's very good, and one for the real geeks

 

[cisamcgu]

That's very good, and one for the real geeks

Any chance of an explanation ?

 

[Profpointy]

Any chance of an explanation ?

Ooh, go one then. The leading plane is a Thunderbolt, the 2nd one is a P38 Lightening, and the caption references the Queen song

 

[Cavalol]

I just tipped the Dominoes delivery guy and 23 more of them fell over.

 

[Cavalol]

I’m giving my wife the silent treatment today - I tied her to some railway tracks, and now I’m furiously playing the piano.

 

[raleighnut]

I’m giving my wife the silent treatment today - I tied her to some railway tracks, and now I’m furiously playing the piano.

Moustache twirling too I hope.

 

[Cavalol]

Passed wind in the High Street today,

Should have asked him if he still sang with earth and fire.

 

[colly]

 

[Cavalol]

Just ordered a new desk from IKEA, it's called 'The Commando'.

It doesn't have any drawers.