Any good jokes ... ?

[LeetleGreyCells]

Looking on the App Store and came across an app to 'Find Your Perfect Match'.

It was rubbish.

I know that Trek Domane SL wants me.

 

[simon the viking]

 

[Chris S]

What's five inches long and drives a woman crazy?
An empty toilet roll.

 

[Chris S]

Mary Poppins never wears lipstick while performing oral sex.
The super colour fragile lipstick makes the dicks atrocious.

 

[ClichéGuevara]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Cavalol]

What do you call a woman who sounds like an ambulance?

Nina.

 

[Dayvo]

This is too topical or serious to be a joke, but... yeah, I think you'll know what I mean.

 

[Chris S]

 

[morrisman]

Remember, remember the 5th of November
Gunpowder, treason, and what?
There must be some reason to remember this season.
But whatever it is I forgot.

 

[Dayvo]

Not a joke, but I didn't know where to put it.

An interesting image.

 

[PaulSB]

Spotted in Manchester today

"I've had more dates than Brexit"

 

[PaulSB]

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

Slightly too late for Halloween

I wonder if Peter Murphy advertised it

 

[Salty seadog]

Slightly too late for Halloween

I wonder if Peter Murphy advertised it

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