Two explorers were walking through the jungle when they heard a large roar from a tiger coming in their direction.
On hearing the roar one of the explorers stopped walking, pulled out a pair of running shoes and put them on.
The other explorer looked at him and said 'that wont help - you'll never outrun a tiger' The reply came back......I don't need to outrun the tiger - I just need to outrun you!
They used to say the best way to secure your car against joyriding thieves was to park it next to a Sierra Cosworth.That's not a joke, I use it regularly at work in any situation where I don't have to put enough effort in to be the best, just be better than a colleague eg frequent job losses
Harland and Wolff made the Titanic and the Titanic quarter & museum is now a major tourist attraction I'll have you know...this one is real life,
as you know the firm that built the titanic was an irsh firm. and as we all know they named it the unsinkable ship.
well they have tryed it again, some time ago they were hired to build a ship launching platform that wouldn't float away
, so theY built this "unfloatable platform".
on the last night of its construction they all went home, only to find that the next morning
IT HAD FLOATED 50MILES OFF SHORE!!
id love to see these guys make a submarine
Harland and Wolff made the Titanic and the Titanic quarter & museum is now a major tourist attraction I'll have you know...
But as regards the Titanic & indeed another famous export George Best, all I can say is they were fine before they left East Belfast...
They've always had the highest professional standards in that shipyard:you gotta admit tho, allbeit coincidental, the fact that the same company, made the same bold clames twice, and it happened twice, it is a bit funny
(respect tho, titanic was a fantastic ship , i believe she would have survived if they hit it head-on, instead of veering off to one side)
Harland and Wolff made the Titanic and the Titanic quarter & museum is now a major tourist attraction I'll have you know...
But as regards the Titanic & indeed another famous export George Best, all I can say is they were fine before they left East Belfast...
They've always had the highest professional standards in that shipyard:
if the titanic had been built in liverpool it wouldn't have sank. cos it wouldn't have been finished by 1912I heard that while they were building the Titanic in East Belfast, in West Belfast they were building an iceberg.