Any good jokes ... ?

[Lullabelle]

Maybe a bit niche

 

[roadrash]

just for a laugh , telephone the walkers factory and ask to speak to …..chris packet

 

[Lullabelle]

 

[Cavalol]

 

[Cavalol]

Entered a innuendo competition tonight, but i only got to the semi.

 

[Cavalol]

I wanted to see Bohemian Rhapsody tonight, but they would not let me go.

 

[ClichéGuevara]

It's annoying and sad that people are letting off fireworks in the middle of October.

One frightened the cat so much it ran up the Christmas tree.

 

[ClichéGuevara]

My grandad always said "as one door closes, another one opens".

Lovely man, terrible cabinet maker.

 

[PeteXXX]

Move to the remainers Brexit thread if deemed more suitable 😇

 

[Cavalol]

I just bought a bottle of HP Sauce - 40p a month for the next two years.

 

[Smokin Joe]

The biggest swindler in the world dies and finds himself before the gates of Heaven and St. Peter, who says, "Come on in man!" Confused, the swindler questions, "But I thought I would be going to Hell for all of the bad things I did." St. Peter replies, "Oh, we don't keep records here, it's too much work!" The swindler goes in, and is once again surprised to see tons of beautiful girls whipping themselves. He asks St. Peter, "Why are they doing that?" St. Peter answers, "Ah, those are all of our virgins. They just found out we don't keep records, too."

 

[ClichéGuevara]

 

[colly]

 

[Cavalol]

My clone passed away this morning - I'm beside myself with grief.

 

[betty swollocks]