Any good jokes ... ?

[PaulSB]

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[roadrash]

I can tell people are judgemental just by looking at them!

 

[CharlesF]

The best part about Halloween is that the cobwebs in my house look like decorations.

 

[Domus]

I like it when snow is on the ground, my garden looks just as nice as everyone elses.

 

[Hitchington]

 

[morrisman]

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The really good looking bloke on the accordion may be known to me

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Z_2EmqU4A4

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[PeteXXX]

The really good looking bloke on the accordion may be known to me

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Z_2EmqU4A4

Fame, at last?? 🤔 👍🏼

 

[Cavalol]

I threw a set of industrial speakers at my dad’s head once.


He looked tannoyed.

 

[Cavalol]

Ian Beale has a secret twin brother named Batmo.

 

[PaulB]

Does every sentence have to contain the name of a vegetable?

Not nececerely.

 

[CharlesF]

A guide to putting your clocks back.

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

A guide to putting your clocks back.
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Cooker, I agree!!

Car-radio?
Mine's not RDS, but it's a separate clock on the instrument display
Twist the trip-meter left for hours, & it winds round (clockwise, rather oddly...… ) to the new setting