Any good jokes ... ?

[EltonFrog]

Outy/Audi or innie

Well, that is a rubbish joke.

 

[Leaway2]

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Am I the only one who Googled to see if they were genuine? 😣

 

[further]

yes

 

[Leaway2]

yes

Damn, thought so.

 

[Chromatic]

Well, that is a rubbish joke.

It certainly is.

 

[MichaelW2]

My wife was painting her eyebrows.
'They seem a bit high to me" I remarked. She looked surprised.

 

[Dayvo]

Am I the only one who Googled to see if they were genuine? 😣

I do hope so.

 

[Cavalol]

Well, that is a rubbish joke.

I'm going to have to ask this: Do you spend more time nit picking or complaining about jokes than actually posting any? It does seem so sometimes. Lighten up, man.

 

[CharlesF]

Insomnia is awful.
On the plus side, only three more sleeps until Christmas.

 

[Cavalol]

 

[PaulB]

 

[Chris S]

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Seems like my local branch of Lloyds, before it closed down.

 

[betty swollocks]

A storm blew away 25 per cent of my roof last night.
Oof.

 

[Speicher]

I got sick at this small hotel in Madrid. I called the front desk and they told me that they had a doctor on staff. After he made me feel better, I told him that I was amazed that such a small hotel had a doctor on staff. He nodded and said "Yes, no-one expects the Spanish inn physician"

Did the hotel have sliding doors?

 

[Cavalol]

Does this blue uniform and the walkie-talkie make me look fat, asked the insecurity guard.