Any good jokes ... ?
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glasgowcyclist
Charming but somewhat feckless
- Location
- Scotland
What if it sneezes?
Ahhhhhh... You've spotted the flaw!
EltonFrog
Legendary Member
It’ll come out the other end. D’uh!
twentysix by twentyfive
Clinging on tightly
- Location
- Over the Hill
Well ask it of course. It'll either tell you straight or talk out of its @r$e
glasgowcyclist
Charming but somewhat feckless
- Location
- Scotland
Or both, if it’s middle-aged.
This is a story to inspire you to reach for your dreams and never ever give up ...
Many years ago my mate's missus came a close second in the Miss Chester 1997 competition. Later that year she was beset by a long period of bad luck. She suffered years of drug and alcohol abuse and a series of eating disorders. She lost a leg and needed facial reconstruction surgery after a road traffic accident. Later, she suffered 90% burns in an unprovoked acid attack. Several of her teeth were knocked out and an eye gouged in a fight outside a KFC Take Away. The stress caused severe hair loss and facial warts.
But she never stopped believing.
And then finally, last month........... she was crowned Miss Wrexham, 2019
Many years ago my mate's missus came a close second in the Miss Chester 1997 competition. Later that year she was beset by a long period of bad luck. She suffered years of drug and alcohol abuse and a series of eating disorders. She lost a leg and needed facial reconstruction surgery after a road traffic accident. Later, she suffered 90% burns in an unprovoked acid attack. Several of her teeth were knocked out and an eye gouged in a fight outside a KFC Take Away. The stress caused severe hair loss and facial warts.
But she never stopped believing.
And then finally, last month........... she was crowned Miss Wrexham, 2019
That's on a different level, that one! My wife thought I was having a stroke while I was reading it so I tried to read it out to her but couldn't finish it for choking up. I need medical attention myself after that
morrisman
Guru
Audi or Innie
EltonFrog
Legendary Member
Nope, still don’t get it.
Chromatic
Legendary Member
- Location
- Gloucestershire
Outy/Audi or innie
Arjimlad
Tights of Cydonia
- Location
- South Glos
Belly buttons
