Any good jokes ... ?

[PaulB]

I don't think much of this Edinburgh Fridge Festival.

 

[Lullabelle]

 

[PaulB]

If it was up to me to pick a cricket team, I'd definitely have Yvette Fielding.

 

[Dayvo]

 

[roadrash]

^^^^ ??? ^^^^

 

[flake99please]

^^^^ ??? ^^^^

Clearly not a cat owner.

 

[Dayvo]

 

[roadrash]

Clearly not a cat owner.

ive got two, I was hoping for more than ….the cat would knock the can off just because its there

 

[PaulB]

I used to play the triangle in a reggae band but I left because it was just one ting after another.

 

[guitarpete247]

I used to play the triangle in a reggae band but I left because it was just one ting after another.

I did the same but I just stood at the back an' ting.

 

[Dayvo]

ive got two, View attachment 480467 View attachment 480468 I was hoping for more than ….the cat would knock the can off just because its there

Not just that, though. it's the total nonchalance that accompanies the action as well.

Well, that's what my cat looks like.

Nonchalance personified!

 

[morrisman]

I often say "mucho" to my hispanic friends.
It means a lot to them.

 

[glasgowcyclist]

Just read a book called Parachuting For Beginners by Hugo First

I'm reading 'A Nail on the Bannister' by R. Saul Tornaway.

 

[CharlesF]

Strange beer to the left of me, cheap biscuits to the right.


Here I am, stuck in the Lidl with you!

 

[tyred]

In 1989 I was riding my bike and fell off and scraped my knee.

I'm telling you this now as social media wasn't invented then and I couldn't tell you about it at the time.