roadrash
cycle chatterer
- Location
- sitting on the edge of wigan pier
falling off a cliff by Eileen dover
Any good jokes ... ?
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- Start date
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AndyRM
XOXO
- Location
- North Shields
Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?
Tequila!
Tequila!
mistyoptic
Vintage
- Location
- A parallel reality
Mr Kowalczyk went to the Police Station.
He said the the desk sergeant "I need the help of the Police"
"Why?" came the reply
"My wife is trying to kill me" said the complainant, "Come to my house and I'll prove it to you".
After the paperwork was completed, a constable duly accompanied Mr Kowalczyk to his home.
"Look in the pantry" exclaimed the chap. "the evidence is there!"
The constable checked carefully but could find nothing suspicious.
"Look on the shelf" he was told. There, in the middle. Look at that bottle!"
The policeman checked and then he understood. On the shelf was a bottle labelled "Polish remover"
I'll get my coat
He said the the desk sergeant "I need the help of the Police"
"Why?" came the reply
"My wife is trying to kill me" said the complainant, "Come to my house and I'll prove it to you".
After the paperwork was completed, a constable duly accompanied Mr Kowalczyk to his home.
"Look in the pantry" exclaimed the chap. "the evidence is there!"
The constable checked carefully but could find nothing suspicious.
"Look on the shelf" he was told. There, in the middle. Look at that bottle!"
The policeman checked and then he understood. On the shelf was a bottle labelled "Polish remover"
I'll get my coat
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Spanish C
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
Waiting - Q
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
Golf - T
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
Maths +/-
Pull your ears open, I'm coming in!
