Any good jokes ... ?

[Cavalol]

Polce toay have sa they are nvestgatng a strng of ID thefts.

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[colly]

I was visiting Dublin last week and a guy asked me if I liked County Down.

I said 'Well yeah it's OK but I prefered it when Carol Vorderman was in it'.

 

[morrisman]

I gathered some people to excavate some tibias and fibulas the other day.
It was a bit of a shin dig

 

[Vantage]

Sorry

 

[colly]

I was born with a rare condition - I had only a single bum cheek - and recently had an operation to correct the problem. They made a complete arse of it.

I can't thank the surgeons enough.

 

[Dave7]

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Keep coming back to this but not getting it.

 

[AndyRM]

Keep coming back to this but not getting it.

 

[Dave7]

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And that is who/whom.... who is that?

 

[PeteXXX]

And that is who/whom.... who is that?

Where's Wally?..

 

[Dave7]

Where's Wally?..

Ah, I confess my ignorance.

 

[glasgowcyclist]

And that is who/whom.... who is that?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Where's_Wally?

Where's Wally? is a British series of children's puzzle books created by English illustrator Martin Handford. The books consist of a series of detailed double-page spread illustrations depicting dozens or more people doing a variety of amusing things at a given location. Readers are challenged to find a character named Wally hidden in the group.

Wally is identified by his red-and-white-striped shirt, bobble hat, and glasses.

 

[Mugshot]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Where's_Wally?

Where's Wally? is a British series of children's puzzle books created by English illustrator Martin Handford. The books consist of a series of detailed double-page spread illustrations depicting dozens or more people doing a variety of amusing things at a given location. Readers are challenged to find a character named Wally hidden in the group.

Wally is identified by his red-and-white-striped shirt, bobble hat, and glasses.

Although not by his bra, despite what you may think from the joke above.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Although not by his bra, despite what you may think from the joke above.

That's not a bra - that's a jock strap

 

[Poacher]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Where's_Wally?

Where's Wally? is a British series of children's puzzle books created by English illustrator Martin Handford. The books consist of a series of detailed double-page spread illustrations depicting dozens or more people doing a variety of amusing things at a given location. Readers are challenged to find a character named Wally hidden in the group.

Wally is identified by his red-and-white-striped shirt, bobble hat, and glasses.

Little known fact: "Where's Wally?" originated at the Weeley rock festival in 1971 when a call went out over the public address 'tannoy' for any sightings of a lost dog called Wally, whereupon the call of "Wally, Wally" was taken up by all of the crowd who were still (semi) conscious, including me.