Any good jokes ... ?

[Cavalol]

I can eat sugar with either hand. I'm ambidextrose.

 

[screenman]

Just rung the wife on my way home from work and asked if she wanted me to pick up fish and chips,but she just grunted at me, think she regrets letting me name the twins.

 

[benb]

I can eat sugar with either hand. I'm ambidextrose.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

 

[AndyRM]

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Heroes in a half skirt!

Love Jim'll Paint It.

 

[PK99]

If you boil a funny bone, does it become a laughing stock?

 

[morrisman]

Take care while walking on uneven pavements. For more information- see trip advisor.

 

[morrisman]

A young man robbed a bank wearing a suit made of many mirrors
But he turned himself in after taking some time to reflect.
Luckily the judge was lenient as he saw a lot of himself in the young man.

 

[Leaway2]

"What's the secret of good comedy?"

Not this thread!

 

[PaulSB]

I remember the day I saw a photographer get crushed by a huge block of cheese. We all tried to warn him.

Well I had to Google it. Very good. I'll try it at the right moment

 

[Mr Celine]

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

I'd give my right willy to be normal.

 

[colly]

Scientists are now saying that the Brontosaurus may never have existed. Apparently the Triceratops and the Stegosaurus are also very questionable.

I'm gutted, devastated.

My pyjamas may be meaningless.

 

[gaijintendo]

Boris Johnson has said he'd eat his hat if he was wrong so many times he has developed a hat-he-chewed problem.

 

[Cavalol]

The man working on the latest revision of the dictionary has just passed away.

I thought he’d be further through than that by now.

 

[colly]

 

[Joey Shabadoo]