Any good jokes ... ?

[Chris S]

My wife said we could do it doggy-style but only on three conditions:
1) I finish decorating the front bedroom
2) I take her on that trip to Las Vegas that I promised her
3) We go to a street where nobody knows us

 

[bruce1530]

I suggested to my wife that we should try it doggy style.

So I sit up and beg, while she plays dead....

 

[betty swollocks]

My ex-wife was deaf and she cheated on me with her deaf lover.

TBH I should have seen the signs.

 

[Fnaar]

My doctor gave me some suppositories to take for my constipation. He said take them up your back passage. I took them up my back passage, in the my front room, the kitchen, the bedroom and for all the good they did I might as well have shoved them up my @rse

 

[Dayvo]

 

[nickyboy]

Never give up

Did Stanley Kubrick give up when his first two thousand Space Odyssey films were crap?

 

[Cavalol]

Why is it when women go to the toilet in pairs no one bats an eyelid, yet when I did it I got thrown out the greengrocers?

 

[Cavalol]

How come everyone bangs on about Darth Vadar, but nobody ever mentions his brother Taxi?

 

[Cavalol]

I've forgotten the Scottish word for a girl, alas.

 

[simon the viking]

 

[Cavalol]

I’m in a band called Pursued By A Young Horse. We have quite a colt following.

 

[Cavalol]

I told my son to stop playing Russian roulette, but you know how it is with kids - in one ear and out of the other.

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

As this is the thread for random funny stuff...


View: https://youtu.be/IABRgZH12YA

 

[Lullabelle]