Any good jokes ... ?

[LeetleGreyCells]

Sadly, my laundry drying rack broke today.

It’s the end of an airer.

 

[Arjimlad]

I've accidentally swallowed my cat's tablets. Don't ask meow.

That's purrfect !

 

[Cavalol]

My boss said I need to be more professional, so I slid across the bonnet of his car while wearing a leather jacket.

 

[benb]

I've accidentally swallowed my cat's tablets. Don't ask meow.

Probably the worst joke we've had on here, by a whisker.

 

[slow scot]

Probably the worst joke we've had on here, by a whisker.

Mmm....... Paws for reflection on that one.

 

[Arjimlad]

Mmm....... Paws for reflection on that one.

Yes - no point getting in a flap !

 

[Smokin Joe]

These cat puns should go in the litter bin.

 

[flake99please]

I have a feline that these cat puns may go on for some time yet.

 

[Dayvo]

Scottish accent. *Well, they're nae kitten any better!*

 

[Wixsteman]

Very amewsing

 

[Cavalol]

Veni, vidi, velcro.



I came, I saw, I stuck around.

 

[Cavalol]

Can hardly wait to find out who kicked the jack out from under the car I was working on.


The suspension is killing me.

 

[classic33]

I have a feline that these cat puns may go on for some time yet.

The cat that tried the vinegar turned into a sourpuss.

 

[PaulB]

Two men are walking through the town centre and pass a clothes shop with suits in the window. One of them says to the other, 'That's the one I'd get' when out of nowhere a cyclops appears and punches him right in the face.

 

[EltonFrog]

Two men are walking through the town centre and pass a clothes shop with suits in the window. One of them says to the other, 'That's the one I'd get' when out of nowhere a cyclops appears and punches him right in the face.

That’s really quite brilliant. It takes a moment to sink in.