Any good jokes ... ?

[burntoutbanger]

@Drago gets into a taxi, where to asks the cabbie?

999 Letsbee Avenue...

 

[subaqua]

Stormy Daniels sends condolences to those stuck at Gatwick airport, as she knows what it’s like to be on the receiving end of a tiny chopper

 

[NorthernDave]

@Drago gets into a taxi, where to asks the cabbie?

999 Letsbee Avenue...

Sheffield?

 

[roadrash]

@Drago gets into a taxi, where to asks the cabbie?

999 Letsbee Avenue...

And what does he have on his buttys…..truncheon meat

 

[Levo-Lon]

Mine was probably the Essex version.

Init

 

[PaulB]

Bono and the Edge walk into a bar and the barman says...


I'll leave it for you lot to fill it in.

 

[Lullabelle]

If men wore makeup

 

[Cavalol]

 

[derrick]

Back to the Christmas crackers then,

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Back to the Christmas crackers then,

Yep - they are better.

 

[morrisman]

Doctor, doctor my wife keeps sending me out to eat German homes.
I'm afraid you have munchausen by proxy

 

[morrisman]

Got a new job at Gatwick Airport.
I patrol the runways on a horse and shoot down any illegal flying devices in the area.
I'll be known as The Drone Ranger.

 

[craigwend]

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Wonder why they didn't use a Chopper?

 

[Ming the Merciless]

I love a good drum, you can't beat them, (pause) well actually (Ken Dodd)

 

[screenman]

Bought one of these up these drone things up the pub last night, anyone know how to fly it?