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LeetleGreyCells

Un rouleur infatigable
For fans of Lord of the Rings:

How did the hobbit ruin the boxing match?

He tried to destroy the ring!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hobbit.
Hobbit who?
Hobbit letting me in?

Why did Frodo read The Lord of the Rings 50 times?

Because it was hobbit-forming!

How many 50 pences does it take to play the new Lord of the Rings pinball game?

None -- it only takes Tolkiens!

What is Gollum's favorite bird?

A Smea-gull!

What do the hobbits secretly call Gandalf when he drinks too much ale?

The White Whizzer!

What did Pippen do when he got drunk?

He began to feel Merry!

Why was it so hard to storm Sauron's lair?

Because no matter how many you opened, there were always Mor dor!

What did Frodo say when he saw the trees dancing?

"That’s ENT-ertainment!"
 

Cavalol

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Location
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Cavalol

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Location
Chester
My neighbour likes to visit a dominatrix.

He's strapped for cash.
 

screenman

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If you went through this entire list looking for your name, I do apologize for completely wasting your time.
I have no clue who these people are.
I stole this from another page and thought it was funny... Merry Christmas..
 

Chris S

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Location
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Ricardo Ferriera
Liana Dunston
Nelly Niemann
Jessie Lininger
Annis Nevers
Brittany Blatter
Kendra Pertilla
Reida Nichols
Irene Dennen
Rachel Brantley
Jivenia Porter
Renee Simpkins
Andrea Bogle
Vicky Cumming
Marica Dickert
Elmira Chouinard
Danielle Grimes
Deonna Foerster
Lorean Rothschild
Nola Dick
Lucille Delariva
Nolan Wohlers
Shoshana Kozak
Bari Strous
Donna Houser
Leonarda Otero
Kaleigh Didonna
Lyndon Lanclos
Renata Schillaci
Lisa Arrigo
Charlotte Calvin
Yelena Dunnam
Ronna Lawhead
Quinn Sines
Jeanmarie Cabaniss
Keena Prado
Hanhah Hoover
Noemi Repp
Ronna Lawhead
Quinn Sines
Jeanmarie Cabaniss
Keena Prado
Hanhah Hoover
Noemi Repp
Eliz Timbers
Melina Avallone
Virginia Mccomb
Kory Demery
Amberly Toole
Lanell Slaton
Murray Casperson
Leonardo Barrio
Vashti Magnes
Kathryne Philips
Mahalia Smallwood
Eileen Machin
Lillie Mull
Tanika Morris
Seema Keough
Reatha Poche
Gwenn Seip
Kendra Pertilla
Reida Nichols
Irene Dennen
Rachel Brantley
Jivenia Porter
Renee Simpkins
Andrea Bogle
Deez Nutz
Vicky Cumming
Marica Dickert
Clancy Parsons

If you went through this entire list looking for your name, I do apologize for completely wasting your time.
I have no clue who these people are.
I stole this from another page and thought it was funny... Merry Christmas..

I knew it was a hoax after the first few names - there were too many women for it to be this forum.
 
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